midas touch.
bingest bong around
animal crossing new horizons

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live
tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside
I haven't seen anyone else mention this, but about a month ago they banned porn sites in my state. Like-- you can't open a private tab, you can't sign in to access it, you straight up cannot open or look at porn websites like Pornhub or XHamster or PornMD etc here in Texas without a VPN. This shouldn't be considered a legal thing to do. They didn't directly ban pornography here, but they might as well have.
And it may not seem like much. It starts with small things like this, and then-- what next? Are they going to ban LGBTQ content for being "inappropriate for children?" Next they might just outright outlaw pornographic material altogether. The bar is just going to keep getting raised, and don't think it won't.
This is not okay. I hate the sanitization of the internet.
The fact that tumblr is my primary social media is proof that I’m far gone
pick an affirmation for prev
you are gods specialist favoritest little tumblrina
your hyperfixations are sexy as fuck
i think i could rely on you to kill someone with me
your levels of autism are inspiring to us all
your blog made me better at bar trivia
you’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin blogs gay
may your poignant tags be screenshotted and added to posts amen
you lived you served cunt you died
if you follow me thats on you. i will not apologize for Your mistake




Being mutuals is not enough we need to sing along in the car to our favorite songs